Press the Stop Button on the Awkward Elevator Pitch

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It’s that time of year when inevitably people at the holiday party are going to ask you what you do for a living. Say arrivederci to the meaningless, awkward mish mosh you were taught in the past. Try these new, cool elevator pitch ideas.

Them not you

Think for a minute about all those times you’re at the holiday party eating some canapes and somebody asks you what you do. Have you ever spouted off some mumbo jumbo elevator pitch that you practiced and honed ad nauseam and paid a business coach $2,000 to teach you? Then after you’re done with the Emmy Award-winning performance, the person on the receiving end gives you back this blank look and an uninspired, “That’s great.”

(exit stage left to the Camembert platter)

Awkward!

Let me shock you with a statement that contradicts what everyone else has told you about the elevator pitch.

Ready?

Because you are an advisor and not the Time Warner cable company, you’re not going to make a sale from some slick elevator pitch you hurl at somebody over the taco bowl. So stop trying.

Make sense?

In other words, what an advisor does is too personal, too customized, too sophisticated to distill down to a 20-second pitch. And how do you even know that the person you are speaking to is qualified? Stop trying to create a magic spell and charm people into being impressed by you.