Six Horrendous Website Mistakes

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Most of your websites are horrendous. If you are making any of these six mistakes, fix them right now.

  1. Stupid emotional statements

The other day I saw an advisor’s website with something like, “We get you connected with your money.”

Not trying to trigger anyone here, but I do not know a single person who is not connected to their own money. This is the same psychobabble nonsense marketing as the people who try to get you to take your dog to the psychiatrist and get him on Prozac.

I am not too hard-nosed here. Society has become too soft and emotional. Meshugana statements like this mean nothing and your website is better off without them.

Delete!

  1. Useless adjectives

Voltaire said, "The adjective is the enemy of the noun." According to William Zinsser, “Most adjectives are … unnecessary.” They were right.

“We handle your complete financial picture.”

Complete – really? You’re going to call up my bank and get that overdraft refunded. No? I thought you said you handle everything!

“Comprehensive financial planning”