Relax, We’re Doomed

William J. BernsteinThe views presented here do not necessarily represent those of Advisor Perspectives.

Peter Thiel and Sam Altman have a plan for you: Come the apocalypse, you’re on your own, while they jet to Thiel’s 477-acre New Zealand redoubt. As put by fellow billionaire, LinkedIn founder Reid Hoffman, “Saying you’re ‘buying a house in New Zealand’ is kind of a wink, wink, say no more.”

Thiel, it turns out, had spent a total of 12 days in the island nation when the its Santa Monica consulate thoughtfully conferred his citizenship in a private ceremony.

The egregious irony here is, according to Luke Kemp’s Goliath’s Curse, that powerful billionaires like Thiel, Altman, and Hoffman may well have a hand in, or at least be tangentially associated with, ushering in said apocalypse. The primary driver of societal collapse, Kemp believes, is tech-powered inequality, for which Thiel, Altman, and Hoffman are the poster children.

In the event of said apocalypse, Kemp points out that their skedaddle will ultimately fail, as long-term survival in a hostile environment — and not merely weathering the initial collapse — depends less on material resources than on self-awareness, emotional intelligence, and ability to cooperate with others, endowments noticeably in short supply among the current crop of billionaire tech bro übermenschen.

Empires Weren’t All That Great for Regular Folks

Kemp, a research associate at the Centre for the Study of Existential Risk at the University of Cambridge, offers the reader a sweeping perspective of the history of societal collapse that, while at times overgeneralized and overwrought, is always provocative.

Ever had a hankering to time travel to Rome or Persia’s Persepolis at the height of their empires? Kemp advises against: Great ancient empires were deeply unequal societies that immiserated all but a thin upper crust of their populations, a distribution you’d likely find yourself on the wrong side of.

The obverse of this coin is “the bright side of the dark ages”: What might depress the world’s Kenneth Clarks turns out to be a boon for the common man, who saw, as evidenced by their skeletal remains, their well-being improve when freed from the larcenous yoke of their despotic rulers.

Most prosaically, the Romans saw the Germanic “barbarians” as physical behemoths — well-nourished hulks who terrified the puny, underfed legionaries. Nostalgic for the British Raj? During the nineteenth century, Indian life expectancy fell from 27 to 22 years. How about the glories of the Industrial Revolution? Between the wake of the Black Death and 1800, the average height of European males shrank by three inches. On the other side of the coin, collapsing civilizations were manifestly less lethal: Systematic data show that decaying empires are less likely to commit genocide than smoothly functioning ones.

Besides adult heights that shrank then rose with the rise and fall of empires, so too did the homes of ancient commoners: A signal hallmark of advanced ancient societies was extreme inequality of dwelling sizes: thousands of pitifully small houses co-existing with a small number of huge ones—the prehistoric version of the Gini coefficient. Dwelling inequality in this world extended to the hereafter, as reflected in aristocratic tombs featuring a vast array of valuables—and not infrequently, the remains of servants and captives sacrificed to the ruler’s glory. For the average citizen, the collapse of a “great” civilization offered escape from the grip of a tyrannical, extractive state that stole his crops and enslaved his children.