Looking for Yield in all the Wrong Places

“I would never buy debt at below zero. Never, not at below zero...not in my entire life. I would do anything before I’d buy debt at negative rates.”

- Jamie Dimon, Address to Institute of International Finance, October 2019

Over the last several years, we have recognized what has been going on with negative or near negative interest rates in Japan, and is now bleeding into parts of Europe. We never imagined that those troubles from afar would be any more than banter amongst economists and financial doomsdayers. The reality of those environments have made it to the shores of the good ol’ USA.

Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan, and other professional investors may not have to worry about buying debt below zero for the time being, but the way things are going, soon they might not have a choice. And regardless of politics, policy dictates that the US is going to be flirting with negative interest rates for some time to come.

Treasuries have gone from a modest but respectable coupon of 5-6% in the 1990s to present-day yields of under 2%, and although they look good compared to a negative rate environment, they barely cover the cost of extra flavor in your double tall latte.

Dividends aren’t faring much better. Dividend cuts on the S&P 500 are adding up faster than any time since 2009. Royal Dutch Shell has cut its dividend by 66% - its first cut since 1945, a full 75 years ago. For the first time in living memory, it looks as though the number of companies that aren’t paying dividends will outnumber those that are.

Corporate Debt has become a fallen-angle as many companies are on the verge of losing their investment grade ratings. To borrow the famous expression about LTCM, investing in corporate debt looks a lot like, “picking up pennies in front of a steamroller”.

So when all the traditional watering holes for income have dried up, where do you go?