Record Extremes, Alternative Investments, and the Hippo

This is what produces bull market tops. Obviously no one rationally would want to buy at the top, and yet enough people do to produce a top. It’s really quite amazing how time horizons and money goals can change when there are stocks around that are going up 100 percent in six months.

– Adam Smith (GJW Goodman), The Money Game, 1967

With valuations at the most extreme point in U.S. stock market history, pressed to fresh extremes by a wildly narrow advance in “AI adjacent” stocks, it’s tempting to warn investors that bubbles typically end badly – that even the final doubling, and tripling, and quadrupling, and quintupling of the Nasdaq 100 during the late-1990’s tech bubble was wiped away in the collapse that followed. Instead, let’s talk about the hippo.

You heard me.

On a recent trip to Africa, after working with some partners of the Hussman Foundation there, we spent two days in Kenya at a reserve where animals can roam freely (fortunately, most are monkeys, but you do need a Maasai warrior to escort you to your cabin at night). The lovely pond, we were told, was home to several alligators, and a “resident hippo.”

This was not my call. I think we all know how I respond to inadequate return/risk profiles. I was more at peace amid the poorest and most challenging areas of Kenya and Rwanda than I was with the idea that I might accidentally wander between the hippo and the pond. See, hippos look like lumbering cartoon river cows that might be fun to see up close. The truth is that they’re the deadliest large animal to humans on the face of the earth. Not because they’re carnivores. They’re not. Rather, as a friend explained, it’s because if you get in their way, they just, chomp. They open their mouths 150 degrees, then, chomp. What makes this even more dangerous is that the risk is vastly underestimated.

Speculative bubbles are the same way. It’s all fun and exciting until you get a little too confident, or wade in to get the full experience. Then, well, chomp. That doesn’t mean we need to run away at full speed. It just means we have to recognize the danger, and refrain from being too sure about our safety.

As historically-informed investors, we have to observe that current conditions are no less extreme than at the 1929 and 2000 bubble peaks. Even so, we needn’t rely on any pointed forecast or scenario about what might happen next. We can take good care of the future simply by taking good care of the present moment, again and again, as conditions change.